sociology

This one is just funny.. :]

Do you think the United States should interfere with other countries affairs?

I personally think that the US get into others countries affairs way too often. I understand that yes sometimes other countries do need some help and there is a good time to help. But when they obviously do not need help (from another country or the us to say the least) then why would we go in. The US really needs to focus on all of its problems at home before it even thinks about trying to help others. I think for some reason since the small amount of help we sent during WWII helped so drastically the US feels as though they can help everyone in need even if our own country is collapsing beneath out feet.

Barder the Bastard Dog

Barder the bastard dog was flying along one day with his trusty child on his back, this child was half man half dog and was born from his ex wife whos name was Lucinda, who died in a tragic peanut butter accident. As he was flying along he came across an injured man. He landed and asked the man if he needed any help. The man said he had been stabbed by the tooth fairy and the only way he could heal is if they found a t-rex egg and made an omelet out of it. He said he had a very specific blood type where he could heal from any and all wounds as long as he had a t-rex egg omelet. So onwards Barder the bastard dog and his child, whose name is not pronounceable in english, went on their epic adventure to find a t-rex egg. They flew all over the globe and could not think of anywhere where they could find the egg. They then passed the laboratory of Dr. Shnitzindoodle in Munich and flew down to see if he could help them. They knocked on the door a few times, but no answer. Suddenly they heard a voice say,
"What the hell do you want?!"

"Wow what a rude douche bag" Barder whispered to his son. "We came to ask for help!" Barders son yelled to the door.

"Why did you come to my house then asshole?!" Dr. Shnitzindoodle replied.

"We figured a scientist like you could help us with our dilemma" Barder said as all he was thinking about in his mind was how much of a prick Shnitzindoodle was. The door slowly opened.

"What is it you need help with?"

"We are looking for a t-rex egg" Barder explained.

"How do you think I would be able to help you?!"

"Time machine?" Barders son asked.

"HELL YEAH, I'VE BEEN WAITING TO TEST THIS SHIT OUT!" Dr. Shnitzindoodle yelled.

He took them to a secret back room in his lab where there was a big machine covered with white sheets. He pulled off the sheets and unveiled the giant pink marshmellow like time machine.

"What the hell is that.." Barder asked.

...to be continued...