The Tragic Tale of Jabba Lady

One day Jabba Lady, having just gotten off of a twenty minute train ride realized that she was hungry after not eating since she got on the train, it takes her only mere minutes to be so hungry so starts shooting people in the face with rage. This was one of the longest periods of time she had ever gone without eating and it was beginning to get out of control. She ran as fast as she could out of the train, immediately breaking a sweat, but her fast running was a mere brisk walk. Her stomach started getting out of control so she rushed to McDonalds for her favorite meal of chicken McNuggets. She couldn’t hold the urge to eat any longer and she began seeing everything and everyone in her line of sight as food, til the moment she snapped, she grabbed the nearest baby and busted out her handy dandy bottle of hot sauce she always had in her purse. She quickly covered the baby in hot sauce and devoured him. She was still hungry as hell and she decided to keep on her quest to McDonalds. Once she reached there she ordered her usual of a 300 piece chicken McNugget meal. After finishing this snack in a record time of three minutes, she was still hungry. She walked up to the cashier as if to order more food but suddenly she took out her hot sauce bottle and covered the cashier in hot sauce and shoved his head in her mouth and bit it off. After devouring the entirety of the adolescent cashier she had but one bite left being the big toe off his left foot. She smothered the severed limb in hot sauce and popped it in her mouth and started choking after a minute or so in her struggle for oxygen she finally ran out and fell on the floor dead. There ends the tragic tale of Jabba Lady.